The Roady's Truck Stop Humanitarian Bowl

Well first I would like to apologize to the entire Wolf Pack Nation for not attending this illustrious bowl game. I am ashamed and embarrassed and it won't happen again. I would first like to give a shout out to the few good players on Nevada.. which is difficult since they lost to a garbage team such as Maryland. Here we go though:

John Amaya: aka the entire defense during the game. He had at least 70 tackles like 5 pass break ups and a pick. What a baller. I would like to take the time to thank him for showing up and ballin out.

Vai Taua: Nice game running the ball when the peach "Dual Threat" qb couldn't.

Well thats about it for good players.


Now onto the players I hate or the teams.. the teams that I view as game costers.

Number 1 first and foremost is Colin "I suck at life" Kaepernick. If he isn't the worst quarterback in the nation I don't know who is. He is absolutely abysmal. This alleged dual threat qb ( how are you a dual threat when you can't do more than one thing?) was the worst player on the field for many plays of the game. The WAC Player of the Year has the worst accuracy in the nation. Not only can he not throw accurately, he makes hideous decisions, (example: the pick in the end zone into triple coverage). There is little doubt in my mind he is the worst qb in Division 1 football. Absolutely pathetic. Not only do his skills suck.. but he is also a pansy. I personally hated how at the end of the game he scored a touchdown and ran the ball just fine, then to make an excuse for his overall hideousness he limps to the sideline. What a peach. Colin Kaepernick= Worst QB in America. Well Graziano showed he was worse in his two plays which had all of America wondering if they had eligiblity left.

The Pack Defense... I would love to single out individuals, but it's not possible everyone was absolutely horrible. Not one player besides the before mentioned Amaya made a play. The worst tackling I have ever witnessed. The very worst. The only thing worse than the Pack tackling was the ability to get off the blocks laid by the Maryland lineman on a run play that I knew was coming so they likely should have. A month of bowl preparation and they give up 42 to a horrible team. Wow !! nice job.. I hope your parents hate you all. I don't even want to say what I really feel about the performance of the fairy defense of Nevada. Absolutely hideous is the only thing that comes to mind.



One thing that has really bothered me and upset me recently is the lack of the ability to catch the football in Division 1. Oh my god.. somebody catch the ball. This is based off drops in the Pack game when the world's worst qb actually made catchable throws, but this is something I have noticed all year. Any player who drops a ball that hits them in the face should walk up and kick their father in the face for not playing enough catch with them. Dan Hawkins was right when he said "It's Division 1 football... This ain't intramurals." It definitely intramurals cause they can catch in intramurals. To borrow this line from Dodgeball.. "Somebody catch a god damn ball!!!" Seriously though.

Well that is my stupidity of a rant for a day.. but this is all legit stuff. I hope you all enjoyed it. Screw Colin "the worst in the nation" Kaepernick and the Pack defense. Division 1 football is nothing amazing if Kaep is the best player in a league. He wouldn't start for the PCHS Mustangs.